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Yo Mama jokes

Post by Justice Monkey on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:18 am

Okay, I've got tons of these, but I'm only gonna put one.

Yo mama's so stupid I put a Scratch-n'-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo mama's so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door.



Okay, I did two. There are probably better ones out there, but I haven't heard them.
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by shikadi on Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:35 am

Yo mama's so dumb she stuck a battery up her but and said, "I got the power!"
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Post by Pikmin on Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:30 am

yo mamma is so stupid she thinks the reaper is a god
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Justice Monkey on Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:42 am

yo mama so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck half-way down.
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Natz on Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:27 pm

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Radar30 on Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:52 pm

yo mama so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip n' slide...

yo mama's pits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock...

yo mama so stupid, it took her an hour to make MINUTE maid...

got more but I'll hold off till a few more people go...

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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Natz on Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:57 pm

Radar30 wrote:


yo mama so stupid, it took her an hour to make MINUTE maid...


lol, never heard of this one xD
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Post by Pikmin on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:05 pm

yo mammas so stupid she used cool aid to treat a burining wound
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Natz on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:09 pm

this is a good one also, did you make it up?
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Pikmin on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:42 pm

duh
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Post by Rikazu on Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:12 pm

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo momma so fat she could catch a bullet in her flab.
Yo momma so stupid she made fun or her daughter's mom.
Yo momma so poor, when you asked her where the bathroom was, she gave you some newspaper and told you to go in the corner.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to eat the computer at a internet cafe.

There only getting worse so im going to stop. XD
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Post by SF on Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:46 pm

Yo mama is so ugly, when she threw a boomerang it never came back
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Radar30 on Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:10 pm

yo mama so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car...

yo mam so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone...

yo mama so fat, she walked down the street in a yellow dress and i thought i missed my school bus...

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Post by SF on Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:14 pm

Lol, I liked the last one.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so so dumb she called 7-11 and asked what their hours were.
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Post by Justice Monkey on Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:53 pm

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow cars slow down as they pass by her.
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by King Nick on Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:40 pm

Yo mama so dumb she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so ugly she was claimed a terrorist at the beauty salon.
Yo mama so big she counts galaxies on her way out the bathroom.
Yo mama so dumb when she went to a Steelers game (I'm in New York ) she stole all the people and called it a fowl.
Yo mama so fat when she tried to work out, it was all over for the Earth

Yo mama so fat, when she worked out, she said, ''1... ouch... ok, that'll do for the lifetime.''

Yo mama so fat she was the Head General of the Army.

Yomama so old she was Moses' great grandmother.

Yo mama so dumb she murdered herself with dust.

Yo mama so dumb she read a sign ''WANTED. FAT LADY WANTED, $1000.00 REWARD.'' So she went in and signed up for the job.
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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Radar30 on Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:39 pm

Yo mama just like a brick, flat on both sides, and gets laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama just like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.

Yo mama just like a television set, a two year old can turn her on.

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Post by dragonfir731 on Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:28 pm

Yo mama just like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Jyo on Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:35 pm

I am not very fond on yo mama jokes, but i will try to incorporate some blonde jokes with yo mama jokes:

Yo mama is just like a screen door, the more you bang it, the looser it gets.
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Post by dragonfir731 on Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:37 pm

hahaha

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Re: Yo Mama jokes

Post by Epheel on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:17 am

I know a few, here are 3:

-Yo mama is so stupid, she tries to lay M&M's on alphabettic order.

-Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into the haunted house, she comes out with a job.

-Yo mama is so fat, she falls out of her bed on both sides.
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Post by Lesliehockey on Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:56 pm

Your mom is so ugly she has 1788577 years of bad luck.

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Post by Johnywilko on Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:13 am

That ain't funny.

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