Carma Always Comes

by King Nick Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:16 pm

My story I've written in my free time (15 minutes xD, didn't have time to think much)

Once there was a slavewith a very rich king. The king always teased and put pressure on him, but the king thought that the slave loved him because he acted that way. But in his heart, he knew that this so-called king needs a taste of his own medicine.
So one day, in a sunny afternoon, the slave was raking leaves outside the king's porch. It was Fall, the cold and warm, windy and cool, season of the year. He kept raking the leaves for 2 hours, and ee told the king about it. "It's about time! Either work faster, bring more slaves, or die!" exclaimed the king. he went back to counting his money. So, he went to the next sweatshop and worked 2x faster. Once he was finished, he told the king once again. "Am I speaking in a different language? Faster or I'll slick your neck off!" The slave didn't say a word or think, once again. He just normally went to the next workshop as if nothing had happened, but worked 2x as fast as the previous. Later on, he was done, while the leaves blew beside him. "You are the slowest possible living thing on the planet! You're useless!" The king kicked the slave's foot and punched him in the head. It didn't hurt. He didn't feel, say, or think anything. Then the king walked to the steps. But as soon as he took a few steps, the slave called "I'll make a deal with you!" the king was surprised, but walked right to him. "If you work for ME for 1 day, then I will work 5x as fast and get 1,000 slaves in one day." the king looked like he was about to laugh so hard, but he stopped as he said "1,000 slaves in one night." The king thought for 1 hour, and soon, he agreed. The slave took his throne, but not the king's throne. Instead, he sat in an uncomfortable chair, fed by grapes by the ervers He angered at the ones feeding him, saying "Faster!" evey time they slowed down. Meanwhile, the king's back ached and his hands and feet bled. For 1 day, he scrubbed and polished and made and baked and raked and ached. The 1 day was over. he rushed to the slave's throne and said "Gimme! 1,000 slaves NOW!" "Alright." he spoke. He slid of the chair and calmly whisteld as he slowly walked into the night. The king said, "Glad that's over. Now, feed me, servants." He double-clapped. "Oh no you don't, jerk!" The servants put their hats off and stomped and shred and bit on the hats. "W-w-what!?" he exclaimed surprisingly, "Why would you quit? Are you crazy!?" But the servants just slowly walked away, laughing into the night. he was alone. One night passed. He thought, Where is the slave!?" Another day later, the slave returned with the promised 1,000 slaves. "It's about time, idiot!" exclamed the king. "Now, work, you dumb animals!" he said again, laughing. But none of the slaves moved. Then the slave that brought them said, " Ahahaaaha. I said just to BRING the slaves, not to work for you, and I said to work 5x faster. yeah, 5x faster for what?" "Don't do this! You'll regret it!" said the king. But all the slaves, in unison, said "CHARRRRGE!!!" They all seized the king with torches and blades and knives. The king died, and all the slaves charged to all the OTHER kings' territories and killed them all. They lived "HAPPILY EVER AFTER... THE END"...