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Re: Blonde Jokes

Post by SF on Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:21 pm

Some were ok aussi.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Post by Jyo on Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:53 pm

Haha the bar one was really funny aussi XD
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Post by Radar30 on Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:39 pm

What do you call 10 blondes in a freezer?

Frosted Flakes

a bit below my usual stuff, but still decent.. it's one of my only jokes that I would actually tell my mom (meaning it is adult appropriate)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Post by Jyo on Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:09 pm

Here's one i made up: but it isn't too good XD

A blonde is taking a hike on a moutain trail. About 2 minutes into the hike, while breathing heavily due to the lack of energy she has from the tiring walking she has previously done, she finds a crystal rock. She bends down to grab the crystal, and rubs it with her thumb. Suddenly, a genie appears and offers to grant her only one wish.

The blonde yells out: "OMG!! This is exactly what i need!! Ok ok....I wished i were an chicken!!"

"A chicken?, the genie asks out of confusion. Well whatever you insist." And the genie turns her into a chicken.

So the blonde runs across the treacherous terrain through the rest of the hike( about 3 hours lengh, when her car was just 2 minutes away where she started) to get to her car. She had forgotten that she was a chicken the whole time, so she couldn't drive her car. So, she ran to her destination: her boyfriends house. When she got to his door, she pecked on it and the boy answers the door.

The blonde says out of exaustion: "Hey, you'd never guess what happen to me!! But anyways, I know you were arguing about how you wanted another chick last night. So your in luck!!!"

I mean it can be funny, but it still needs some tweaking.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Post by Natz on Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:25 pm

not bad Razz

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Post by Pikmin on Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:40 pm

this one i just made up so its not that funny....

A blonde is depressed and she walks to the kitchen and poors a bowl of cheerios. She stares at it and waits........then throws away the ceral and pours a new bowl. She repeats the process again and again. Then her husbond walks up and askes what she is doing and she answers: These "cheeri"os arnt they? They arnt doing a very good job.


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Post by SF on Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:48 pm

Yeah, not funny.
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Post by Melissa on Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:11 pm

Hahahah at SF.
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Post by Sima on Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:26 pm

I am a blonde, and I am offended by this. Mad
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Post by SF on Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:35 pm

I am blonde, and I am not offended by this.
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Post by Johnywilko on Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:07 am

Pikmin wrote:this one i just made up so its not that funny....

A blonde is depressed and she walks to the kitchen and poors a bowl of cheerios. She stares at it and waits........then throws away the ceral and pours a new bowl. She repeats the process again and again. Then her husbond walks up and askes what she is doing and she answers: These "cheeri"os arnt they? They arnt doing a very good job.

Mad That's kinda uh..worse than the bad ones

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