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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:47 am

"...hi..." said the goblin breaking the ice, continuing "...bear with me and all will be revealed in my posts whereas, if you do not read my posts, what point is there in my introduction here, no I won't spoil it for you, if you want to know, the person behind this mask that is, you'll gleam it for sure humans in what I write...", at which point the goblin asked in return "...besides, who can prove who they say they are on the Internet, not me for one, and anyway, I'm not really sure at this point if the man in the mirror, his docile family life and all the other trappings should be here at all, not if it is an "Internet self" I am creating for myself...", the girl walked calmly down the rows of bistro tables, coffee in hand ready to refuel the goblin's brain further, outside the rain poured away the last of the city's grime in a torrent of repetition, and all was hard fact "dailylife", "...and you would have me be this then, but my imagination is boundless mortals, MYAHAHAHAHA..." called the goblin across the ether as he slipped away to the awaiting Internet, so this then was him

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Post by Zach975 on Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:29 am

I dont have the patients to read all that
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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:04 am

"...I don't have the patience to read all that..." went the busy human, somehow the goblin sympathized, saying "...guess your right zach975, mind you, looks like you don't have patience for your own posts either, guess that is where differ then...", in fact, the goblin felt that zach975 had some catching up to do



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Post by Johnywilko on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:10 am

the goblin showed up, and he kicked fleamailman

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Post by Noble on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:21 am

Ohhh.
I get it.
This kid is a goblin !

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Re: the goblin showed up

Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:26 am

Johnywilko wrote:the goblin showed up, and he kicked fleamailman


"...ah, kids these days, can't even finish their sentences, what is imaginative posting coming to I wonder..." said the goblin who then rewrote the line correctly as "the goblin showed up, and he kicked fleamailman into shoving Johnyywiko off the last spot here"

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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:35 am

Master Noob wrote:Ohhh.
I get it.
This kid is a goblin !

the goblin thanked the human for his sudden realization, saying "...oh but no, you mustn't strain yourself like that..."



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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 am

"...thank you dear humans, but I feel that in the welcome to
fleamailman we are missing a certain "je ne sais pas" here, and perhaps
such terms like "wonderful" "amazing" "awsome" "stupendous" and
"spectacular" might be loosely sprinkled together with others like
"magnificent" "fabulous" "incredible" "brilliant" etc to make a more
welcoming welcome here..." he paused adding a proviso saying
"...however if you feel that there are too many superlatives here, one
could omit one or two and still find that the text is little diminished
in the truth it so clearly professes..." uttered the goblin in all
humility as usual

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Post by Noble on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:00 am

Wow.
When you read it, it kinda makes sense.
But, just don't double post.

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Post by Johnywilko on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:09 am

Why do you keep posting stories?
Post in other topics!

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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:02 am

Johnywilko wrote:Why do you keep posting stories?
Post in other topics!

the goblin, on his own self introduction thread, had not posted any stories that he had noticed, but at the same time, he didn't force anyone to post, saying "...no, I would hate it if you were posting here because some other member had commanded you to do so like above, the posts would be fake wouldn't they, no, I appreciate deeply when you post with me, or against me, but I never ask you to do so, never...", and then, the goblin addressed the other bit of the post by replying "...the "last post" thread is where anyone is allowed to post anything, it varies with the site of course, for example if one is aware that the person has lupus on the lupus site, one is supportive, whereas if one is dealing with the trolls on the Valhara site, one is abusive, simply one adapts oneself to the site but one always posts for oneself, that is honest then...", but by now the goblin was laughing, saying "...the duty of an opposition is to offer an alternative, over and above the heckling that is, a counter oppinion is called for here, MYAHAHAHA..."

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Post by Johnywilko on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:09 am

No offense, but you're weird

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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:51 am

"...no offense taken, but I have been down this path many times now, the first time one doesn't know how to react, takes offense, etc., but imagine if you faced this very remark often enough, you would prepare a reply wouldn't you..." replied the goblin, then adding "...simply, after a while you would know yourself by what you post, but first off, you have to put a lot more into each post, in fact, the exact opposite advice to that you gave before to me that is..."

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You are very weird.

"...the question then would be would you like to think "normally" then..." wondered the goblin somehow knowing that that wasn't what he wanted for himself, "...imagination tells you that there's more to life than this "dailylife", and that, at every turning along the road, one has abnormal thoughts that ones reason keeps in check and under control..." the goblin paused trying to find the right words to explain that balance between ones "imagination" on the one side, and ones "reason" on the other, and then continued "...what if "imagination" were like the waves and "reason" was like gravity, where those waves of imagination keep washing up all types of thoughts onto the shore of ones mind, where the gravity of ones reason either anchored them to beach there, or let them roll back into the sea to be washed up again in a different way with the next wave of imagination, either to be anchored or wash back again, so this perhaps for me is my mind then, abnormal..." at which point the goblin asked again "...do you still want to be thinking "normally", or do you want more from your imagination then..."

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Post by Johnywilko on Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:56 am

Bleggghhhh

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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:51 am

("...MYAHAHAHAHA..." went the goblin signing off)

the goblin had an aversion to using "full stops" while posting, much as he did for "colons" and "semi colons", in that, what with modern day readers newly coming unstuck from the television and accidentally drifting in here like this, the goblin doubted that they would really know what those punctuation marks meant, so somehow the image of "...Scotty, damage report please...", "...captain, I don't know how long this vessel can take much more of those funny dots and dashes coming from the goblin there...", "...OK Bones, disengage then, set a direct course for "facebook"..." crossed the goblin's mind whenever any mad temptation to write normally arose



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Post by Johnywilko on Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:24 pm

Suddenly while the goblin was singing.... he got shot BAM!

Now he's dead...

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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:53 pm

Poirot carefully twisted his mustache into a fine point "...um, you know inspector the gray matter moves and the gray matter is telling me that there is something about this case that, how would you English put it..." the inspector looking up from the two Dutch texts said "...wash, Hercule, but I don't know, they look alright to me, I mean I can't make head nor tail of them though, but what of it..." the inspector shrugged "...precisely inspector, but that is what they, or should we say he or she wanted..." "...I don't follow..." "...think about it inspector, two posters posting in double dutch on the same day in the same thread, what does that tell you inspector..." the inspector looked back at him and ventured "...that they both wanted to take the last place from the goblin...", Poirot laughed "...oh la la, no inspector it tells you that Zach975 and Johnywilko or whoever they are, are in fact the same person..." at which point the great Ork poked his head around the door asking "...how it going with that WIFI problem flea..."

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Post by kareljanis on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:41 pm

and then fleamailman got banned and the forests yet again echoed with laughter
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Post by fleamailman on Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:35 pm

(the goblin thanked kareljanis for her post, saying "...too late poor mortals, for you have been corrupted by the wish to post now, next will come the wish to illustrate with pictures too, and finally that writing in third person will burst out of you, role play days are upon us MYAHAHAHAHA...")

dawn after last night's posting party finds the goblin sweeping away the previous posts with the words like "...I was someone else then..." while outside somewhere, in the looming now, the city wakes to a clear cold sun that pitilessly shines over the arena of exploitation and profitmaking as the goblin, his weapons ready, shouts to the mass of ever eager onlookers "...all hail to the moneygod, we who are about to work salute you..."

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Post by kareljanis on Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:34 pm

im a boy, karel is jsut the czech spelling of karl
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Post by fleamailman on Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:48 pm

(the goblin thanked karl for his openness, saying "...sorry, I had thought that your username partly came from a singer called Janis Joplin who, together with Jimmy Hendrix, formed a tragedy of dying to drugs when they had so much talent, but the truth is that the music industry, and all the other medias too, loves tragedy for both the fact that people attention is turned towards to artist, and the fact that the artist is no longer there to get in the way of whatever the producers have in mind for the image they wish to portray...", and with that the goblin was readying for work again, somehow Geneva, beautiful as it may look at this sunny moment, menaced the goblin's mind with the threat of that inescapable heat and dust which, last year, had been unbearable)
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Post by kareljanis on Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:10 am

jyo, naz, radar, any mod that can moderate this forum PLEASE just lock this
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kareljanis wrote:jyo, naz, radar, any mod that can moderate this forum PLEASE just lock this

("..."off with his head", went the queen of hearts..." well, said the goblin somewhat reminded of it, as he read those words into kareljanis's post, just that the goblin wasn't really quite sure why his introducing himself in the introductions section merited a lockdown, perhaps it had something to do with his winning outright the "last post" thread too MYAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

the goblin somehow wanted to pass the essence of his existence through his pen so to speak, saying "...being happy is for others, I want to create so I want to be aware, being aware is often better and worse than being happy, "love" for example is not happiness, it is a mixture of many more emotions than that isn't it, but people only want "happiness" it seems, I am not so shallow in my expectations form life, I'll take all it offers me then..."

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Post by Johnywilko on Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:35 am

Shut up, I don't like your stories

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Post by fleamailman on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:23 am

"...normally if one doesn't like something, one doesn't waste ones time posting to it.." mentioned the goblin on his own thread, adding "...simply what I post introduces me, and I never ask, nor expect, everybody to like me, nor my posts for that matter, simply I ask them to see themselves in the way they post back to me, in other words not to worry so much about whether I post or what I post, but to concentrate more on what they post, because others will simply make a comparisons here, but not me, I am anonymous with nothing to prove or defend, btw you'll agree that the hit count in an indication of readership is it not, MYAHAHAHAHA..."

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