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Post by King of Things on Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:39 pm

Ok this is something I found in my school journal from second grade. Time to show you my MASTERPIECE!

It was a sunny day. Little Jack was walking down his sidewalk going to his house. Suddenly, a philasaraptor from the medieval ages decided to eat Little Jack. He appeared in a growing cloud of flame and started chewing on Little Jack's leg. Little Jack screamed "NO!" at the top of his lungs, and pulled out is .5 semi-automatic pistol. He shot the philasaraptor in the leg. The philasaraptor started crying. Little Jack asked, "What's wrong, little dinasaur?" The philasaraptor said "I am the last of my species and have no friends becasue they all died and I want to be your friend." Little Jack said "Sure I will be your friend! What is your name?" My name is Big Jack". And they lived happily ever after.

Comments: WOW I was immature. Also, I changed stegasaurus to philasaraptor for funny effect (only if you have seen Stepbrothers will you get it). I felt like putting this down so I can get free user points so I can show you my twisted author... istic? skills. Peace.
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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by kareljanis on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:01 pm

those were the days...and its spelled velociraptor
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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by Jyo on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:10 pm

This doesn't happen to be jack from this forum....right?
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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by King of Things on Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:46 am

kareljanis wrote:those were the days...and its spelled velociraptor
Finally, I have found the official spelling!
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Post by Johnywilko on Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:12 am

Nice story
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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by Melissa on Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:58 am

Haha, you're amazing KoT :p
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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by King of Things on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:33 am

: D I'm thinking of publishing it.
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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by Melissa on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:42 am

DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!

'tis peer pressure xD
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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by King of Things on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:57 pm

hmm indeed. like when I called the police. That's peer pressure :/
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Post by Boxman on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:04 pm

You have alot of stories.. : \ .. haha .

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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by Chosen Bloon on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:07 pm

Rofl. Good story. You should make it into a play... An adventure story where a dinosaur meets his long-lost brotha.

The play would have 3 characters: Little Jack, Big Jack, and some random hobo as the narrarator. The play would work well with (4 w's in a row! Ha) elementary school students, since they normally chew on each other's legs. But I don't know how they would act out shooting the Big Jack's leg, though...
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Post by Boxman on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:12 pm

You have alot of stories.. : \ .. haha .

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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by Chosen Bloon on Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:20 pm

Didn't you just say that 8 minutes ago?
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Re: Completely Embarrassing Story

Post by JakeSteel on Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:18 pm

Uh... alrighty then.
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