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Some funny jokes
by einsteinean Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:26 pm
Sorry if these offend anyone. I don't have them right now, I have to find them, but I figured I make the thread now.
(Edit of post with jokes coming soon)
They are funny, and I think you will find them funnier then I do considering you are more able to find something inappropriate in something not intended to be inappropriate than I am.
1. Man who run behind car get exhausted
2. Man wih one chopstick go hungry
3. Man who live in glass house should dress in basement
4. Man who go to bed constipated, wake up in deep shit (One of the best ones)
5. Man who pee on electric fence recieve shocking news
6. Man who sleeps in bed of nails is holy man
7. Man who sit on tack get point
More coming, I promise.
(Edit of post with jokes coming soon)
They are funny, and I think you will find them funnier then I do considering you are more able to find something inappropriate in something not intended to be inappropriate than I am.
1. Man who run behind car get exhausted
2. Man wih one chopstick go hungry
3. Man who live in glass house should dress in basement
4. Man who go to bed constipated, wake up in deep shit (One of the best ones)
5. Man who pee on electric fence recieve shocking news
6. Man who sleeps in bed of nails is holy man
7. Man who sit on tack get point
More coming, I promise.
Last edited by einsteinean on Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:03 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Some funny jokes
by Sima Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:22 pm
Alright, I can't wait 
How bout some bad pickup lines? There's no girls here to offend, and they're funny, so...
Are you from Mars? Because your ass is out of this world!
How bout some bad pickup lines? There's no girls here to offend, and they're funny, so...
Are you from Mars? Because your ass is out of this world!
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Re: Some funny jokes
by einsteinean Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:18 am
Nice.
Anyway, I printed them off the internet. I just have to find that 6 page packet in the hole I call my bedroom.
Anyway, I printed them off the internet. I just have to find that 6 page packet in the hole I call my bedroom.
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Re: Some funny jokes
by Sima Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:37 pm
Delete this
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Re: Some funny jokes
by TMJulian Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:53 pm
I have no jokes for the moments:(,ill search for one.
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