the last person to post here, wins

"...see, I've already won..." said the goblin

Hmm.. I don't seem to understand.. Well anyway, welcome to the forums.

Hello, fleamailman

the goblin thanked the humans for the welcome, saying "...nothing to understand boxman, only need to post last here MYAHAHAHAHAHA...", but the goblin also knew that the winning was the easy bit, but that "how to win in style" posed a far harder question

Who are you?

("...turn that question around, ask yourself what, besides the fact that you are reading this post, can you prove about yourself here..." replied the goblin finding shikadi interesting)

and then the goblin turned up, welcomed the poster to this site promising that he would read anything written here, saying "...sorry, bad habit I know, but I guess it's the only way I am ever going to be able to judge for myself, not that I'm really judging, perhaps something more like following then, forgetting myself in someone else's world that is...", outside the bistro, and as if to underline this concept, the evening's traffic just passed down the street in some reassuring monotonous stream, while inside too, seated alone in his usual spot, the goblin could feel his hunger within him say "get a life goblin", but the goblin could only offer it distraction once more, saying "...sorry no, on the menu tonight my hungry inner friend, is "fiction", mine or someone else's that is, ah but at least that's not our same old "dailylife" is it..." said the goblin just adding, before the clock could clobber him with that minute hand "...you know it's funny how reading seemed just like "perfecting ones ability of self distraction", while writing seems more like "perfecting the art of distracting oneself by oneself", the one is following whereas the other is creating, but both are fueled by imagination here, both are pure escape then..."

You're weird d00d

I say we nukem.

'inspired, motivated, involved.'

Ohhemmgee, it'za FLLEMANN !

Welcome to the Jyo Forumns.

though the goblin meant well, but he was always trying to avoid a straight blog and a central character preferring to continue the "last post" thread as a round table where if the goblin died someone else would just continue it for the site's sake, "...I post in relation to the replies, I always reply..." promised the goblin, adding "...except where the game turns into "I win/you win", and even then I post from time to time..."

the goblin knew he had to explain more here, "...simply, I am across many "last post" threads meaning that often in replying to one thread an answer can be adapted and used elsewhere..." at which point the goblin remembered that the clock on the wall was a strange creature and had a nasty habit of jumping the minute hand while the goblin wasn't looking "...never trust clocks when one is engrossed in posting I say..." ventured the goblin knowing that when the clock stole time it was usually worth it

Stop double posting you dumbass

Lawlalwalwaol.

His Extra Rank is "FAILED!".

Yep, because i accidentally made it so you are able to change when you register, and he put VIP

So i made his extra rank "Failed"

("...oh no, not that boring "double post" rule, this thread will go far too slowly and everyone will fall asleep by the time you lot have learn to type, let alone think for that matter..." said the goblin)

repost from elsewhere

the goblin wanted to support this site and therefore felt that some pictures were in order here, saying "...well yes, the pictures are there to help people with reading difficulties, whereas the texts are just there for those mental problems, and for those with both I suppose I could link them to MTV if they so wished..."

Haha. I like this guy. NatZ don't go that harsh on him. But please try not I double post.. Great forum idea.

"...thanks, let's see how it goes then..." said the goblin who somehow knew that he had some great minds just waiting to post inspired stuff here, and where not there were always the regular members who could post "I win" each time he guessed

this is retarded

("...of course it is, stop posting then MYAHAHAHAAHA.." suggested the goblin)

and then the rightful goblin showed up thanking the humans for looking after his thread, "...you did wonderfully I feel, you all merit being promoted up a rank..." said the goblin then borrowing the words of Groucho Marx "..."I should actually worry about any site that accepts me amongst its ranks"..."

Omgnoobsarereallyannoyingandgiveyouhealthproblems.

(the goblin agreed with the last poster and put up a health notice, reading "warning: normal people do not post to this thread, they let the goblin win here")


the goblin knew that one can't be someone who one is not, "... OK that's true but at the same time one shouldn't be that cheap "dailylife" person either, it is like reaching out and seeing if one can realize ones Internet self which, admittedly is still me yes, but just not the Madame Bovary me of my "dailylife"..."

Brain fried tonight through misuse
Through misuse, through misuse
You can't avoid static abuse
Abuse, abuse

Without these pills you're let loose
You're let loose, you're let loose
Take off, get out, no excuse
No excuse, no excuse

What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out
It seeps out, it seeps out
Face down, home town looks so grey
Looks so grey, looks so grey

Convexed you bend, twist and shout
Twist and shout, twist and shout
Stand up brush off get moving
Get moving, get moving

What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?


Face down, home town, face down, home town
Face down, home town, it looks so grey


What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
Yes, it's you.

(the goblin thanked shidadi and loved the song and posted the link, saying "...shows you how out of date I am, great find thanks...")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrLumdqIrDM

repost about somewhere else

the goblin was going carefully on a troll site at this point, since his goal remained to know himself by his own posts, "...so yes, their jests stimulate me though, at an extreme, they hinder me, especially if some sort of self doubt, or distraction, creeps in here, as, in the end, all that remains is just this lone tally of those posts I have done against the time spent in making them, OK that sounds extremely self centered doesn't it but remember, nothing on the Internet is real anyway, that is, what comes in place of something real, are only portrayals here, distortions then, so simply ask yourself what, beyond the fact that you are reading this post now, can you prove mortal, so yes, I enjoy what those trolls post against me as that both feeds me and spurs me into replying, meaning that troll site is a great "trial by fire" in a small amount, though my biggest fear of conversing with trolls over a longer period is simply that of becoming one too..." mentioned the goblin aware of his troll like leanings

Lolwut ?